"I was going to do homework, but then I found these..."

Free Games That Will Not Improve Your Future.

Zero educational value. 100% time wasted. Prepare your thumbs for the most unproductive hour of your day.

High Inertia

Embark on an epic journey to retrieve the TV remote without physically leaving the cushions. Highly realistic physics engine.

Academic Ruin

Matrix-style bullet hell where you dodge incoming assignments, emails, and responsibilities. Bonus points for ignoring calls.

Sugar Crash

Physics-based puzzle. Stack an impossibly high tower of empty chip bags and soda cans on your desk before the timer runs out.

Midnight Regret

A tactical stealth mission. Navigate the dark kitchen at 3 AM to acquire leftover pizza without waking up the family dog.

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Doomscroll

Keep the engine running by endlessly swiping through low-quality content. Stop swiping and you might have an original thought.